Slow Down Or Stop

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.

What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.

Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."

Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for."

Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there."

Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"

The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.

Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop?

Magician pocketed cash register money

LONDON, Feb. 8 (UPI) -- A London magician pleaded guilty to using his sleight-of-hand skills to pocket cash while working at a store's cheese counter.

Police said Amit Gadhia, 35, worked as a magician at Harrods before handling a cash register at the cheese counter, where he used his prestidigitation training to take small amounts of cash from the register, The Daily Telegraph reported Friday.

"The defendant was previously a magician within the store and used his talent to take money with one hand and secrete it with the other," prosecutor Tom Gill said.

A small amount of cocaine was found on Gadhia when he was searched.

Defense attorney Catherine Newey said Gadhia, who lives with his parents, was left broke after helping his parents with money.

"He lives with his elderly parents and after the house was burgled they decided to install a security system and he contributed quite a significant amount in relation to that," Newey said. "He simply had no money to get the basics and was tempted by the opportunity that arose. The cash taken was of a low value and it was a very small amount of cocaine which he had for his own use."

Gadhia pleaded guilty to theft by employee and possessing a controlled drug of Class A. He is scheduled to be sentenced Monday.

Fail & More Fail: GAF Tells REAL Stupid Owner Stories.

Here is one that I have to tell right now. because it just happened like 15 minutes ago and it fails SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard.

My neighbors which I don't really know to well to begin with, got their kids a Wii for Xmas. They got no games for it, but they did get a Classic Controller as well as an additional Nunchuck Combo and a carrying case. They asked me what games they recommended, and I decided to recommend them the Animal Crossing City Folk/Wii Speak bundle, Wario Land Shake It,Mario Kart Wii, and Super mario Galaxy. I also recommended them some VC games including Super mario World, and Sonic 2 8-bit.

Anywho, the Mom asks me what VC is, and I told her. I told her that all she needed to do was put in her credit card when prompted on the Shop Channel, and get the amount of points she wanted. I also told her what WiiSpeak is, and how to connect her Wii to the internet via an ethernet connection.

Anywho, I got a call today from the mom telling me that the Wii is not working. I asked what was wrong and you won't believe it.........

SHE PHYSICALLY PUT 3 CREDIT CARDS INTO THE DISC SLOT.
HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Also while putting the Wii Speak on top of her sensor bar, she apparently cracked it open. Just ugh. I told her she has to cancel her cards and call Nintendo for a 75USD repair, and now she expects ME to pay for this. Her husband is on my side of the issue, but she is steaming at me right now. Seriously, she put in 1, and thought that that one could not be accepted, so she kept putting them in and they will not come out. I might try to remove them tomorrow with her hubby while she is away on a business trip. The dude's cool, but fuck the wife...

Anywho, post your stories. Clearly there is more stupid to go around no?

Intro

Bueno, con esto quiero dar inicio oficial al semestre 4 de mi carrera, sierto ya llevo 2 semanas de clases pero a partir de manana me aplico, ok lo se es viernes pero de una vez que para luego es tarde.

ahora si que a darle y reponer el tiempo perdido.